Always on gard

I got to talk with someone today and I will be on gard from now on.  The cheaper I go the better off all of us are around my place to say the least.  I have seen folks evicted around here without grounds in the past 18 years of course.  It hasen't been pretty at all and I wander if I have a place to go if I do get evicted.  I have got conflicting answers on who the Ass Wipe is that was with the so called manager also on Tuesday of last week.  Both have told me that he was just an accountiant for the Cavilier Ass.  around here.  Out of Chris's/Lynns mouth I am the owner here and I can do what I want when I want since I am an owner around here.  I started laughing and told the guy you ain't and ya better back your truck up as of now.  Knowing the guy was as most folks are stupider than a jack rabbit in heat around here I called him on it and that is why he could not blend in with the neighbors trailer like he wanted to around here after the huge lie he told.  Well what niether one has figured out as of yet is that I am from the Show Me State and ya better Show my Ass something around here that I diden't already know about on the streets and the next elected official of Illinois going to prison for the next 5 years to life.  Maybe that is why the idiot diden't come up swinging niether when I called his own bluff around here.  Now I can say I have cooked the books in the past 21 years of working in my life.  And spoke of it today with an ex park employee around.  I worked for some crummy low life son of a pups between dodgeing the government to chop shops over the years.  If anyone knows how to cook the books around here it is me and not to get caught at it.  Now at this point I do not have to since it is not worth my time nor the next 30 years of my life around here for grand theft nor larceny charges over my own head.  Maybe that is why I do not want the job it would be to easy to hide things from the owners around here.   Just like there is no petty cash for the office at all it is all in Tammy Banks saddle bag eather way ya look at it around here.   She also blamed someone else for stealing it when it was not them also.  I do not have the heart to tell Leona of why her ex boyfriend or boyfriend what ever he is what I have heard nor know around here.  As some say the drunkin ass hole can not tell lies and some just refuse to tell a lie to save someone elses ass for nothing.  I can laugh now since I have been burnt all the way around here by both people.  Sorry the man did not have enough hair on his head for me I love a Man who has long hair and beard.  Along with no body hair hardly.