When pigs fly and hell freezes

I refuse to have Verizon for anything at all any more after I got told that the 100 decimals of noise on the line was in my head while I was at the trailer park.  After over 18 years at this point the box in front of Sabre Park has either been hit or band aided so dang bad that the phone service and Internet threw Verizon is useless by 6 years ago when I dropped them when the one guy said it was all in my head and went with Time Warner for everything in the trailer to the household here.  After I switched I knew it was not in the trailer at all with the phone period since the cable phone worked fine.  I have asked the guy that comes out once a month here on 82nd street here in the City of Niagara Falls what is worse the one here on the street or the one in front of Sabre Park all of them have said it is a toss up at this point and don't even bother if ya have a cell phone and cable modem pluss it is cheaper than what Verizon charges a month.  With Direct T.V. all I had to do is call the night before for a pay per view and it was on the next day off my cell phone.  Pretty bad when the dish system knows me by my cell phone than the house number more at the time for one pay per view a year.  The band aids out here on this end of town are the same as Sabre Parks Band Aids Period at this time and have been warned by the repair guys for Verizon since December when I moved in around here totally at the house.  Ok so it took Time Warner about 2 weeks to get in the service from the trailer and that is ok since I had the radio and paper with pens around here at the house.  So now at this point I did find what I was looking for with clear phone service threw the Cricket service here and the only complaint is once a week here when my Husband is up in Sudberry Ontario Canada here.